Layout Crisis — Send Help

I am SO MAD AT MY BLOG.

It’s being slippery and difficult and HRRRRNG! It keeps being unhappy with the way it looks, and so I change it again and it just WHINES SOME MORE.

Okay, though, a serious question for people who are good with their eyes and can assist with my kind of design-clueless ones: what the hell font should I be using so that nobody’s eyes spontaneously bleed from reading my blog? WHAT FONT OH GOD HELP ME DESIGN-SAVVY FRIENDS.

So yes. Old header/design is back. It’s okay. I guess. I wish I were better at the WordPress. And the php. And the CSS. Alas, I do believe I give up. As much as I would love to get totally OCD on web-design’s ass, there are just too many things that rank higher on the list of things to be OCD about and…let’s face it. Meh.